Saturday, May 30, 2015

HUFFER COLLECTIVE?


You heard correctly.

Ghost of Dirty will be taking part in the Huffer Collective's 305 Greatest Hits or maybe Pages From the Books of Our Lives or something else...at Miami Music Club next month. We still have a few weeks to painstakingly work out all the details. g.o.D. Being an artist is the most amazing decision I have ever made in my entire life. I have always been an artist and I will always be an artist. There is nothing else that I can do. There is no other type of occupation which I am physically, mentally, legally, or spiritually capable of being good at.


 
I started working on a blog about Miami's Greatest: AHOL SNIFFS GLUE for ARTLURKER. The blog has turned into a series of books. There is the motivational Ahol, the lawyer Ahol, the Psychologist Ahol, the most awesome friend and artist who is just killing it. Yeeeah! And there are so many AHOL haters out there that I have faced some situations which made my testosterone level go up to 11. Needless to say, we have formed the Huffer Collective with
KATEL MEDIA.
 
 
 
 
HUFFER COLLECTIVE
 
UPCOMING EVENTS:
 
JUNE
 
TBA
 
DUMPSTERS
 
MURAL AT LIBERTY CITY CAR WASH
 
MIAMI MUSIC CLUB
 
PRESTO
 
PARKING GARAGES
 
BANK PARKING LOTS
 
RON EIMAN PARK
 
JULY
 
HUFFER LEAR JET
 
ROUND THE WORLD IN ONE DAY
 
INFO:
 
 
 
 

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Content Includes Scanned Images of Sketch Books Which Became Bigger Than Life Itself as well as Descriptive Text at Bottom




 
 
Why do we hate certain things? For example, I was walking into the library where I am currently typing these very words and outside there is a huge Britto sculpture surrounded by beautiful plants. I immediately felt sick to my stomach as its colorful smiley image entered my retina. This sculpture disgusts me, and I am not sure why.
 
Then one of the many voices in my head said, "Don't be a hater, Jason Handelsman."
 
Why do so many people hate Britto? And why does he drive a Bentley and make millions of dollars plopping these shit pieces of shit shit shit all over Miami and making everyone sick? Please explain.
 
 

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Alien Medicine, Donuts Laced with LSD, and other drawings for your viewing pleasure...

 
There is A Strange Looking Head Connected to Earth (2010)
 


Eating Donuts Laced With LSD (2010)

 The Stick Figures Did Not Realize that Underneath Their World Existed an Omnipotent Ice Cream Cone (2010)
 Excerpt from Alien Medicine (Collection of New Drawings, 2015)

65 Colored Dots (from the Butthole of  a Bug) 2004

Monday, May 4, 2015

i AM A coNCEPTUAL MULTI MEDIA MINIMALIST BLOGGER FROM THE FUTURE

 
HANDELSMAN
FOR
PRESIDENT

 
Take a breath in and hold

 
Please continue scrolling down
 
 
There is an energy
 
 
Exhale
 

 
This symbol will be illegal soon.
 
 
It is FREEDOM!
 
 
VOTE
HANDELSMAN
 

 
PRESIDENT OF MIAMI

 
FREE LOBSTER FOR EVERYONE!
 

 
HANDELSMAN

 
FOR

 
PRESIDENT

 
HANDELSMA
 
 
N

 
HANDE

 
LSMAN

 
PRESIDENT OF MIAMI
 

 
A COUNTRY OF OUR OWN
 

 
MIAMI IS SEPERATE FROM
 

 
 
FLORIDA
 

 
ESTADOS UNIDOS
 
 
WE ARE REMOVING ALL OF THE HUGE
UGLY AND OFFENSIVE
BRITTO
STATUES THAT
PUTRIFY OUR
CITY
 
 
I HAVE BEEN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
I WILL BE SHARING MY PLATFORM THIS
WEEK AT DUMPSTERS THROUGHOUT
MIAMI WITH KEY NOTABLE SPEAKERS IN ATTENDANCE.
 
 
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