SUCK A BIG FAT PHILIP K. DICK (and why that is no longer the title)

Once in a while someone will say, “But Jason…you are a recovering drug addict!”

SUCK A BIG FAT PHILIP K. DICK #13

                                                       

That being said,

Side One of Suck a Big Fat Philip K. Dick #4

I have been reading nothing but Philip K. Dick novels for the past few months (A Maze of Death, 3 Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, A Scanner Darkly, VALIS, Ubik, Flow My Tears the Policeman Said, Man in the High Castle, currently the Exegesis of Philip K. Dick and short stories), and I feel  as if I have discovered a new part of myself where it is ok to be Jason Handelsman and that there is a specific purpose for me to execute while I am still alive.

 

 

 

 

 

And so I spent the night time writing these mini-zines titled SABFPKD for about a week. I drank lots of David Lynch Signature Cup Organic Coffee and was able to not wake up the baby while I wrote and drew pictures until the wee small hours of the morning.

At a recent meeting in our downtown Miami Huffer Collective headquarters, members discussed this mini series, our research during this week's Alice Cooper/Motley Crue show, along with our upcoming performance at Death to the Sun. Huffer Collective is an artist movement in Miami which I am part of, consisting of 3 supreme beings (people) trying to alter the course of Miami's history through our provocative multi-media site-specific exhibitions.
 

Side 2 of Suck a Big Fat Philip K. Dick #1 Rough Draft

It was decided that this was not a good title for anything: SUCK A BIG FAT PHILIP K. DICK.

I agreed with the consensus and have altered the whole thing into a book about being a "recovering drug addict." Just as I can not go into details about the Huffer Collective's upcoming performance, I can not tell you too much about Poetry for Recovering Drug Addicts. This is just the tip of Earth's penis. All you have to do is come to the North Beach Bandshell for Death to the Sun 5 on Saturday September 19, 2015. It is free and I will be able to show you the product, honey pie.

NEW WAVE OF MIAMI METAL (NWOMM)

 

There was a period of my life

 

 

    when no one knew my actual name.

 

                                 I was "Azar",

 

                                                                 a person of the street. 

 

                    During that reality show,

 

                                                            

I began performing as Ghost of Dirty.

 

 

 

Imagine if GG Allin had gone into rehab instead of overdosing.

 

 

The Handelsman drawings, which I have been collecting for the past 30 years are ready to depart from my dark cave.

 

 

 

Do You Love Me (I mean like, do you)?

 

 

 

THIS THURSDAY, JUNE 11TH 2015 AT MIAMI MUSIC CLUB (91 NE 40 Street)

YOU WILL EXPERIENCE AN EVENT THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY.

 

 

 

NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER:

 

 

 

 400 of these drawings have been put into some a chronologically idea based order, and it reads like an actual book. However, the term "actual book" can be so overanalyzed...especially if you have read Finnegan's Wake and/or Naked Lunch and understand the power of Formless Substance.

 

 

 

Please notice that we (the HUFFER COLLECTIVE AND MIAMI MUSIC CLUB) have chosen a number of these drawings to be exhibited next Thursday night (June 11),

ALONG WITH a multi-media extravaganza.

 

 

Sometimes you realize that the past is filled with mistakes, lost loves, lost friends, new ideologies, new methodologies, transformation after transformation.

Imagine Lemmy transforming from his Hawkwind to his Motorhead persona.

 

 

 

 

 Above, you see a drawing which was devised back when I was in the figurative Hawkwind era of my life. I was living in Amsterdam. Sleeping in an abandoned houseboat with an endless river of party animals from around the world getting down and dirty birdy. 

 

 

 That being said...I have taken into consideration what others want or expect from me when I execute an idea which requires Massive Action. Ghost of Dirty will be performing along with The President, and the Huffer Collective which includes the best artists in Miami: Ahol Sniffs Glue, and Jacob Katel. The three of us are going to be changing the game. You don't want to miss it.
 Now go check out the FB Events page here and click "Going"!

HUFFER COLLECTIVE?

You heard correctly.

Ghost of Dirty will be taking part in the Huffer Collective's 305 Greatest Hits or maybe Pages From the Books of Our Lives or something else...at Miami Music Club next month. We still have a few weeks to painstakingly work out all the details. g.o.D. Being an artist is the most amazing decision I have ever made in my entire life. I have always been an artist and I will always be an artist. There is nothing else that I can do. There is no other type of occupation which I am physically, mentally, legally, or spiritually capable of being good at.

 

I started working on a blog about Miami's Greatest: AHOL SNIFFS GLUE for ARTLURKER. The blog has turned into a series of books. There is the motivational Ahol, the lawyer Ahol, the Psychologist Ahol, the most awesome friend and artist who is just killing it. Yeeeah! And there are so many AHOL haters out there that I have faced some situations which made my testosterone level go up to 11. Needless to say, we have formed the Huffer Collective with

KATEL MEDIA.

 

 

 

 

HUFFER COLLECTIVE

 

UPCOMING EVENTS:

 

JUNE

 

TBA

 

DUMPSTERS

 

MURAL AT LIBERTY CITY CAR WASH

 

MIAMI MUSIC CLUB

 

PRESTO

 

PARKING GARAGES

 

BANK PARKING LOTS

 

RON EIMAN PARK

 

JULY

 

HUFFER LEAR JET

 

ROUND THE WORLD IN ONE DAY

 

INFO:

 

azar.alcazar@gmail.com

 

 

 

Content Includes Scanned Images of Sketch Books Which Became Bigger Than Life Itself as well as Descriptive Text at Bottom

 

 

Why do we hate certain things? For example, I was walking into the library where I am currently typing these very words and outside there is a huge Britto sculpture surrounded by beautiful plants. I immediately felt sick to my stomach as its colorful smiley image entered my retina. This sculpture disgusts me, and I am not sure why.

 

Then one of the many voices in my head said, "Don't be a hater, Jason Handelsman."

 

Why do so many people hate Britto? And why does he drive a Bentley and make millions of dollars plopping these shit pieces of shit shit shit all over Miami and making everyone sick? Please explain.

 

 

Alien Medicine, Donuts Laced with LSD, and other drawings for your viewing pleasure...

 

There is A Strange Looking Head Connected to Earth (2010)

 



Eating Donuts Laced With LSD (2010)

 The Stick Figures Did Not Realize that Underneath Their World Existed an Omnipotent Ice Cream Cone (2010)

 Excerpt from Alien Medicine (Collection of New Drawings, 2015)

65 Colored Dots (from the Butthole of  a Bug) 2004

i AM A coNCEPTUAL MULTI MEDIA MINIMALIST BLOGGER FROM THE FUTURE

 

HANDELSMAN

FOR

PRESIDENT

 

Take a breath in and hold

 

Please continue scrolling down

 

 

There is an energy

 

 

Exhale

 

 

This symbol will be illegal soon.

 

 

It is FREEDOM!

 

 

VOTE

HANDELSMAN

 

 

PRESIDENT OF MIAMI

 

FREE LOBSTER FOR EVERYONE!

 

 

HANDELSMAN

 

FOR

 

PRESIDENT

 

HANDELSMA

 

 

N

 

HANDE

 

LSMAN

 

PRESIDENT OF MIAMI

 

 

A COUNTRY OF OUR OWN

 

 

MIAMI IS SEPERATE FROM

 

 

 

FLORIDA

 

 

ESTADOS UNIDOS

 

 

WE ARE REMOVING ALL OF THE HUGE

UGLY AND OFFENSIVE

BRITTO

STATUES THAT

PUTRIFY OUR

CITY

 

 

I HAVE BEEN RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

I WILL BE SHARING MY PLATFORM THIS

WEEK AT DUMPSTERS THROUGHOUT

MIAMI WITH KEY NOTABLE SPEAKERS IN ATTENDANCE.

 

 

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